i’m the type of person who will miss you to death but won’t do anything about it because i don’t want to seem like the desperate one
"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person"
"oh sorry about that sir"
That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet
eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor
Cards Against Humanity.
I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.
It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.
If you have it, open your box.
You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?
Do it carefully.
There’s something in there. What could that be?
There’s a card.
There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.
But what card?
I fucking love these people.